January 2011
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Television has taught me that if someone claims that they fell down the stairs to justify a wound, they are probably lying. It must either be an act of secret heroism or abuse, no one actually falls down stairs.
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April 5th
New Mixtape
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Twitter
It is such a faux pas to mention the word Twitter on Facebook, Tumblr, or even in real life. Everyone just cringes and stares at you like you confessed to murder. I enjoy it though (not murder, but Twitter.) Not just because I love telling the world about my every bowel movement as it happens, but because like any other social networking tool you can talk to people. Aside from winning countless...
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Remix Titles
People should stop giving mile-long titles to their remixes. I have far too many things on my iPod that look like this:
“Local Natives - Wide Eyes (DJ Madeupguy’s Don’t Forget to Pick Up the Milk From The Grocery Store on the Way Home From Work “Gettin’ Straight Up Funky” Electro Remix, POWER Edit [Final Version])”
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Forty Winks on Hypem
Forty Winks is now up on Hype Machine. A click on the heart would warm my heart. Thanks you guys for listening!
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How to Succeed in Heads Up Seven Up
Tips for the thumb-presser:
It’s all about the mind games.
If you are a petite little girl, poke as if you are a big burly man to leave the victim in a state of confusion.
If you are approaching from the left press thumb to the right (vice versa) because more mind games = greater chances for success.
Dispose of all Tic-Tacs, Altoids, and maracas that you may be carrying.
And if...
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Opinions Please
I don’t know what direction to take the next album in. Using the tracks from Mashin’ Pit as an example, would you guys like to see more A + B (like in “Forty Winks”) more multi-resource mashes (like “Potholes on Easy Street”) or the Girl Talk styled stuff (like “Cluster Cuss”)???
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DJ BAHLER - Touch the Ground
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dezonline asked: Do You think music created by sample packs/loops will ever create some good music?
Ironically, a common question I get in my ask box, is “why don’t you have an ask box.” The truth is my tumblr theme didn’t come with a button for it and I am terrible with HTML. So if anyone ever wants to say words to me please go ahead. http://djbahler.tumblr.com/ask
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DJ BAHLER - The Wicked Neva Rest
Cage the...
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Drake, the Riddler
I’m not much of a rap listener if you guys didn’t know that. One of my least favorite rappers used to be a very popular guy right now: Aubry “Drake” Graham. But after some time I have finally seen the light and realized that perhaps the man is a genius.
You see, he is actually a master of both riddles and rap at the same time. Listening to a Drake song stimulates the mind...
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jj - STILL
My favorite song of 2011/today.
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